Just Me, Apparently

I'm the entire staff: founder, developer, deployer, the SEO department, tech support, and the unlucky soul who gets paged at 2am — all the same guy, all underpaid, all perpetually out of coffee.

Somewhere behind this page I quietly run a small empire of websites: building them, shipping them, dragging them up the rankings, and occasionally apologizing to them. A one-person operation that stubbornly insists on behaving like a twelve-person one.

// job title: "Chief of Everything." direct reports: several dozen websites, none of which say thank you.

ceclu@mission-control:~$ status

▸ humans on staff: 1 (hi, it's me)
▸ job titles held simultaneously: 11
▸ coffee: load-bearing
▸ impostor syndrome: running in prod
▸ uptime: the sites', excellent. mine, debatable.

ceclu@mission-control:~$ █